Someone buy me all this stuff.

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Have you ever wanted to see a list of awesome ebay novelty items made by me? Yeah, that’s understandable.

Here is a list of ebay items necessary for life:

• Miku Hatsune Light Blue Wallet
• Grey/Black kitty ears fleece cap
• Yoko Littner 1/8 model
• Akashiya Moka (Awakened) model

With the above swag, you would pretty much be the coolest kid in town. Kids would come up to you in their slightly frayed athletic cap and you’d just say “sup, faggot” (Instant classic). After they saw your neko-cap and you’re sweet ass vocaloid wallet they would poop in their pants a little bit and run away.

Disclaimer: Otacoup.com is not responsible if you do go up to some prick and say “sup, faggot” and he kicks your ass. (also, picture not related)