The new Air Gear is out and it’s rocking hot. Kilik and Kogarasumaru team up and shits about to explode. YOU CAN’T ROB YOUTH FROM THE BIBLE YOU IDIOT! KILL! (I’m pretty sure a new scan will come out for Air Gear soon. This ones translation isn’t quite up to par.)

The Onion releases info about the upcoming Stupid Piece of Shit that Fucking Never Works Fucking Shit Dicks made by Sony.

“Laura Bush announces she is suddenly no longer interested in advancing Global Literacy”
“UCLA scientists discover new strain of deadly bacteria that feeds exclusively on hand sanitizer gel”
“Goddamn cocksucking asshole piece of shit goddamn fucking sucks”

“That’s a GIRL! I’d jump that!”
“It’s hard to feed these fish.”

Conan and Andy go to a local voice dubbing studio in LA. They are then given the opportunity to do CVs for Ghost in the Shell. After following the script for a few minutes they decide to take it to the next level. Conan improv’. (Trick)

This weeks Weekly Shonen Jump is pretty rockin’. The new One Piece is already out. So is Bleach, Naruto, Bakuman and To Love Ru. This issue also celebrates the 10th Anniversary of Naruto. Psyren, Beelzebub, etc are still not out yet. But the retail issue of Shonen Jump in Japan doesn’t even come out until this Monday. Kagijin, a new manga running in jump this week, isn’t out yet either. But I hear it’s going to be good. :3 Also, Akamaru Jump’s new teaser page is out and D. Gray Man is going to start running again.

Ever had one of those days where you woke up and clearly knew it was a Tuesday. But by the end of the day you could have sworn it was a Monday?

From: Kotaku

Tucked into a Comic-Con announcement from Microsoft is news that the Xbox 360’s next Xbox Live update is coming in 21 days.

The 360 dash will get an update on August 11.

In it, Microsoft confirmed today, will be the launch of the new Xbox Live Games On Demand service, which will launch with more than 30 games. Examples listed in Microsoft’s press release include Assassin’s Creed, BioShock, Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga, Mass Effect, and Sonic The Hedgehog.

Also on the 11th will be the introduction of Netflix party support, allowing multiple people to watch Netflix movies together. The Avatar marketplace will launch, offering virtual knicknacks like an RC Warthog from Halo.

Matching the schedule Microsoft gave Kotaku after E3, Xbox 360 integrations with Twitter, Facebook and Last.FM as well as the ability to instantly stream movies in 1080p for users with fast enough connections will go live in the fall.

Microsoft plans to provide limited access to the next dashboard update to press and a lucky bunch of fans in the next couple of weeks.

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I’m pretty sure that the coolest kids in the world come from Suibuya. From the gyaruos to the :3. Seriously though. Shibuya is slowly becoming the capitol for fashion in the world, which is pretty cool. Even though ninety precent of the shit I see looks like garbage. What the fsck us up with Gyaruos? I wan’t to kick their hair so hard it turns into a bowl cut. Female dress in Tokyo is pretty hit or miss. If they are attractive — it’s a hit. If they are fugly man-beasts — it’s a miss. I really don’t have any shits to give about lolita fashion or whatever. We’re in a recession. I can’t just be handing out shits like its nothing.

I’ve been working 40hrs a week + some overtime for the past few weeks and my bones are getting so pissed at me that they’re liable to start shitting on my desk. Last time that happend they even managed to splatter ass juice on the ceiling. Anyway, I’ve been keeping up with One Piece lately like it’s no bodys business. I’m super pumped about the Ace arc. LUFFY GONNA BRING ON THE PAIN!

Kawashita Mizuki just released a new manga in Weekly Shonen Jump titled Ane Doki. Ane Doki is about a mysterious, beautiful high school girl who ends up living with 13 year old Kouta. Kouta finally accepts her and this ecchi-love story begins. From the author of Ichogo 100% and Hatsukoi Limited.
I enjoied the first chapter. It isn’t a master piece that will blow your mind, but it’s fun. Kouta is a 13 year old wanting to be an adult, and Natsuki shows him how. : ) Read it here.

Source: Comedy Central

I’m sorry about Windows Vista, it wasn’t the operating system I expected it to be.